Monday, February 2, 2009

this ain't no al bundy abode... (n portland) $325

We are a nudist colony that prefers to be clothed in the presence of all other housemates, which is 7 in number, including yourself.

Do you like coconut oil? We buy buckets full.

Do you like sharing food? Good, because we do.

How do you feel about organic, local, and sustainable food? You don't care? Well we do and so will you, damn it (we do respect all personal dietary choices we simply have a restrictive kitchen- cooking meat is out, although some have found innovative ways around this, ie: George Forman on the porch)-(George Forman is not a former housemate).

We don't believe in t.v. here. No really we have been trying to get someone to further explain this idea of mass population control through visual sedation and we just don't quite get how it could be that effective. Guess we just don't have the faith.

We ride bikes.

Some play music, put on skits, make amazing food, or just make us feel at home.

We grow some of our own food, and we need help!

Ages range from 22 to 36, but we are not ageists and we accept people of all completed lifespans, colors, creeds, heights, weights, genders, experiences, and perspectives.

We simply ask the same of you.

Rent is 325 + utilities. The room is awesome(best in the house), big south-facing windows, hard wood floors, medium-large in size.

You can move in February 1st, but if it's too soon we will wait for you!

We are located in the Boise (Mississippi) neighborhood

Write back and tell us about you. Your affinity for long walks on the beach etc... Don't feel like you need to sell yourself, just be yourself. We don't believe in classifications. Whatever you've been thinking about are doing or hope to be doing, these are things we want to know. This is a community, respond only if you are ready to get in the thick of things.

Write soon, be well.

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